Definitely want to file this one under “why didn’t I think of that?”
Tired of waiting for the tap at keg parties, someone came up with the brilliant invention of the Octopus Tap, and instead of a single hose delivering cheap beer to college students, now you can have four. If I had this thing at my wedding I can only imagine the time that would’ve been saved by everyone as they barreled towards inebriation.

I wonder how well the pressure holds when you’ve got all four lines going or if it requires fairly constant pumping. If only there was some way we could receive one and review it….