I dropped off my entries into the Sam Adams Longshot contest at FedEx Kinko’s Wednesday morning. According to Sam Adams’ web site, shipping beer is allowed by most commercial carriers if the beer is being shipped for analytical purposes. Still, they make it very clear that shipping beer to their three drop locations nationwide should not be done via USPS, and both FedEx and Kinko’s web sites make it clear that alcohol is not supposed to be shipped (with exception above).
Not trusting your average FedEx customer service specialist to be aware of the arcana of alcohol shipping (ok for analysis, not for consumption), I decided to tell a fib if I was asked what my packages’ contents were. Bruce told me he wrote “Beer Supplies” on his slip; I thought I’d try “yeast samples.”
Sam Adams didn’t make my life any easier - the shipping address was for “Sam Adams Homebrew Competition” c/o “Beer, Beer and More Beer,” in Riverside, California, and the clerk did ask what was inside. I replied with my canned “yeast samples,” which he followed up with “But not liquid, right?” I think he may have been hinting that I should respond in the negative (which I did) a la the gun store clerk in Beavis and Butthead who asks repeatedly “You boys eighteen? … Let me try this again … you boys eighteen?”
In case you’re wondering, I sent in my English brown ale in two variations, one of which was bottled with a Torrefazione Palermo coffee bean in each bottle (”Bitter Seed Brown”). Bruce sent in his Blueberry lambic and an old ale. We’re both looking forward to getting our judging sheets back, which is a really nice benefit of participating.
I love the idea of this contest, which puts the winner’s beer into mass production by Sam Adams, and sends the finalists to GABF for free, but it seems some of the mechanics could be more finely tuned. Maybe they could add dropoff points in each state? It’s not as if they don’t distribute nationally - maybe the delivery chain could work backwards just this once.
Did you enter the Longshot contest this year or in years past? How’d you handle the shipping dilemma? Must we all be liars?






