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    Montana and Idaho Breweries: Over the Mountains and to the Beer…

    Posted: January 4th, 2010, 8:57pm CET by Thom

    We made another trip out to Montana and Idaho for the holidays, drinking our way along. One of these years, we’re going to have to stop in Spokane, but this year we hit Wallace, ID, and Bozeman and Belgrade, MT, again.

    (pictures coming soon — hopefully)

    Wallace Brewing
    During 2008’s snOMG (or Snowpocalypse), the missus and I ventured east to Montana for the holidays. We arrived at our halfway point — Wallace, ID — a little frazzled from crazy roads and a harried departure. There, we discovered a little restaurant called the 1313 Club, and its tiny neighbor brewery called Wallace Brewing. It wasn’t open, but this year, we made it back to Wallace before the tasting room closed.

    Generally, the beer at Wallace felt weak compared to many of my favorite Oregon breweries. For one, I think most of their beers had an original gravity of under 1.045, translating to low ABVs. The body mostly wasn’t there. Their cream stout felt nice and bitter. The Red Light amber had a decent malty sweetness.

    We bought a growler of the Red Light amber, mostly to see if having a full pint would somehow impart more body than you can get from a tiny glass (hey, I’m not above mind games). We threw it in the trunk and continued on.

    It actually tasted a little better two days later. Go figure.

    I will definitely stop at Wallace again. If nothing else, their beer has such little alcohol that I don’t feel bad about sampling a small beer before heading back onto the freeway.

    Bozeman Brewing
    We made it out to Bozeman, where we sampled the Bozeman Brewing (Bozone!) Amber, which is a lusciously sweet amber. It kinda reminds me of dipping my finger into a bucket of malt extract, only with suds. Yum. While skiing up at Bridger Bowl, I also had their winter seasonal, “Steep and Deep,” which was a bittersweet stout (I think). Also good. But the best thing Bozone has to offer is their wicked cool growler.

    Madison River Brewing Co.
    We took a day off from skiing, and we ventured northeast to Belgrade, MT, about 20 minutes up I-90 from Bozeman to Madison River Brewing Co. Madison River is way bigger than I thought. They do all the contract brewing for Wyoming’s Big Hole Brewing and Utah’s Moab Brewery. I’ve seen Big Hole and Madison River six-packs at Montana and Idaho grocery stores.

    Amanda picked their Scotch Ale for her growler. It’s a bit of a tradition of ours to get a pint on the way out of the Bozeman Airport. It’s a dark, peaty, heavy Scotch ale that drinks like a meal.

    We also sampled their double IPA, which was a relatively low 7.8% ABV but thick with Amarillo and Simcoe hops. I rate it a 3.5 out of 5. We tried a few others, all of which were quite good. My favorite, however, was their traditional German Hefeweizen. Unlike your cloudy and sweet American Hefeweizen — Widmer, Pyramid, etc — it was zesty and spicy. I got a growler, and it was fantastic.

    Double Mountain Brewing
    Our long drive home went faster than planned, so we treated ourselves to a stop at Double Mountain Brewery. Nothing like a spicy Jersey Pie and a Hop Lava to make those last rainy, foggy, twisty miles of driving through the Gorge go a little easier. We also picked up a growler of 85 IBU (!!) Fa La La La La La La La La, which is their heavy holiday ale. Delicious.

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    Brewing Fresh Hop Ale with Homegrown Hops

    Posted: April 12th, 2009, 7:15pm CEST by Thom

    One of the questions I hear a lot is, “will I get enough homegrown hops the first year to make a fresh hop beer?” And the answer is “maybe.” As you can see from the photo, I got a whopping 2.1 oz of homegrown Cascade hops my first year. An IPA was NOT in the cards.

    It seemed like a good time to bring this up, because if you’re going to plant hops to use this year, you need to do it in the next week or so. (And because I stumbled across these photos and realized I never used them. Ha!)

    2 oz of Cascade Hops

    2 oz of Cascade Hops



    When I built the raised beds for our hops, lots of people told me I might not get a good crop the first year. (Remember, you need probably twice the weight of fresh hops compared to dried hops.)

    My expectations were low, but I used a fair amount of compost and water anyway. Every day when I got home from work, I’d wobble over to the raised beds in my bike shoes to see if there was any growth. It was a sad (and scary) site with me in my spandex peering into the dirt, hoping for some sign of life.

    Growing Hops in our Raised Beds

    Growing Hops in our Raised Beds

    Eventually, the hops did grow. You can see the “bounty” of the first year in the photo below. I believe that’s my Cascade hops hanging off the bamboo trellis I used.

    Taking Down the Bamboo Hops Trellis

    Taking Down the Bamboo Hops Trellis

    Tending your hops by using lots of compost and keeping the ground moist if you’re in a container or raised beds are the two simplest steps you can take to get a decent crop your first year.

    I am convinced I would’ve had a lot more hops with a little more attention. The mistake I made was not fighting off the insects (aphids) that attacked all three varieties of hops. The homegrown Magnum hops below were certainly the most aggressive, but also were laid low by the aphids. You can see I got less than an ounce of Magnum hops.

    0.7 oz of Magnum Hops

    0.7 oz of Magnum Hops

    And you’ll also notice that I’m not showing the crop of Willamette hops that I grew. That’s because I didn’t get a single hop cone of Willamette hops. The aphids just knocked it down. In fact, I think my Willamette hop plant never got higher than six feet. This year, I won’t make that mistake. A little insect soap will go a long way.

    So here’s the recipe for the 8022 Red I made with my fresh hops last fall:

    • 1 lb 40L Crystal malt
    • 1/2 lb 50L Caramel malt
    • 1/4 lb Flaked corn
    • 9 lbs extra light malt extract
    • 1.5 oz fresh Cascade hops (boiling)
    • 0.7 oz fresh Magnum hops (boiling)
    • 0.6 oz fresh Cascade hops (aroma)
    • Wy’East American Ale Yeast

    It is, unsurprisingly, a very sweet ale. But it’s my sweet fresh hop ale, made with my homegrown hops.

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    Pre-Season: BBQ in the Rain

    Posted: March 29th, 2009, 1:53am CET by Thom

    My lovely wife picked up Barbecue Secrets Deluxe by Ron Shewchuk for me at the library a while back, and I haven’t been able to put it down since. This has caused a number of problems, including the fact that I can’t read about making BBQ without this weird Pavlovian trickle of drool running down my chin. The solution is to chew on jerky while reading, I’ve found.
    Delicious BBQ with a Weber and a Smokenator

    Delicious BBQ with a Weber and a Smokenator


    Shewchuk is apparently a hot dog of the competitive BBQ world (what kind of awesome job is THAT?), but more importantly, he writes with the kind of infectious glee that makes you want to stay up all night nursing a brisket to perfection. And so I’ve been dreaming about what the 2009 BBQ season will bring.

    In the world of BBQ, I am puny, puny amateur. But this year might be a turning point. For one, I finally found a good BBQ store in Hometown Hearth and Grills. Having secured wood for smoking (cherry, alder, maple, oak) to go along with the Smokenator (my Smokenator review), I have also tricked most of the family into thinking there is magic in my grill. I am proud to say that people have requested my BBQ — yes, they have of their own free will actually asked me to bring BBQ to the family gatherings.

    That said, BBQ season in Oregon doesn’t really kick off until June or so due to what I will charitably describe as variable weather conditions. But I want to go into the 2009 BBQ season at full speed, so I figured I’d better start early.

    Three weeks ago, I set up the pop-up tent (a must-have for the year-round cook in Oregon) and invited the boys over for beer and BBQ. (Have you seen Dave’s insane recipe for Broken Shard ChardonnIPA yet?)

    We had three kettles going for beer-brewing, while I had two racks of ribs going over maple in the Weber with the Smokenator.

    I rubbed the ribs with a cup of brown sugar, two tablespoons of kosher salt, and two tablespoons of chili powder. They smoked for three hours at about 240 degrees. Mistake No. 1: too hot!

    Then I let them rest in a foil packet in the oven for 215 degrees. Mistake No. 2: I forgot to put honey and whiskey into the foil packets.

    Then I forgot about the ribs completely, since we were drinking Belgian Kriek beers like they were going out of style. I served the ribs almost straight out of the oven. Mistake No. 3: I prefer to let them rest for 30 minutes in the foil (but out of the oven) and then throw them on a very hot grill before serving.

    All in all, the ribs were pretty good. Not great, but pretty good. It goes to show that pre-season is where you work out the kinks.

    Today, I’m test-driving some sausages from Woodstock’s Otto’s Sausage Kitchen with cherry wood. I’ve never smoked anything with cherry wood before, so it’s good to try it when only my wife and I will suffer if it was a bad call.
    Everyone needs some funny-looking boots for pre-season BBQ

    Everyone needs some funny-looking boots for pre-season BBQ


    But back to the pre-season weather: Making BBQ in springtime Oregon requires a certain dedication, I feel. It’s pouring down rain today. The Smokenator is sitting mostly under the eaves of the house because it’s too windy for the Pop Up Tent. I’m rockin’ a wide-brimmed wool hat to keep the rain off my glasses. My trusty cycling jacket from Shower’s Pass keeps me dry, and I wear a pair of white rubber boots from my Dr. Horrible Costume because my back yard looks like Dagobah (”Barbecue you make, hmm?”).

    But no worries. A little rain now will make the summertime all the sweeter. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go check those sausages.

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    Growing Hops: What I Learned from Year One

    Posted: March 23rd, 2009, 6:28am CET by Thom

    Growing hops for the first time last year turned out better than expected: I actually had a decent crop and was able to brew a beer with it. And frankly, if I’d known then what I know now about growing hops at home, I probably could’ve made a much hoppier brew. (update: See the fresh hop ale recipe and homegrown hops photos.)

    So here’s a few tips I’ll take with me into Year Two of growing hops at home:

    1. Keep watering the hops. I grew mine in a raised bed, and it can get a little dry. Don’t soak ‘em, but keep it moist. Especially in the first year.
    2. Don’t be stingy with the compost. Again, especially in that first year where you’re trying to get that little hops rhyzome to bloom. I used mushroom compost, and added a few handfuls to enrich the soil when I planted, and then once during the early summer. I think this year I might add compost a little earlier and a shade later.
    3. Keep the bugs at bay. This was the biggest limiter I had with the hops in Year One. A little bug soap goes a long way when you start noticing little crawly critters on your beloved hops.

    All in all, I can’t see why any homebrewer with a little patch of sunlight wouldn’t try growing hops themselves. It’s ridiculously easy and incredibly satisfying to toss your own homegrown hops into a batch.

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    Sellwood’s Muddy Rudder

    Posted: March 22nd, 2009, 10:27pm CET by Thom
    The Muddy Rudder in Sellwood

    The Muddy Rudder in Sellwood

    Trying out Sellwood’s Muddy Rudder. Lovely old wood décor. Feels very throw-back with old model boats and a bus or trolley sign from a few decades ago. Comfy benches and nautical knick-knacks mix easily with a decent beer and wine selection. The menu, however, isn’t the working-class pub fare we hoped for. Rather, it’s just on the wrong side of hippy and frou-frou. Still, we’ll be back again, because this place just feels right.

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    FirkinFest #7 and 8

    Posted: March 22nd, 2009, 1:35am CET by Thom

    Lucky Labrador’s Super Dog IPA was a bitter delicious hop bomb. Cascade hops, would be my guess but I’m getting drunk and prone to guessing.

    And I managed to get some of the last HUB 150. Outstanding. A lady next to us said she didn’t like floral hop characteristics of the HUB 150. Which, to me, is like saying you don’t like America. Anyway, it’s a floral, citrusy hop syrup. Drink with abandon!

    And I just found another ticket. Not sure what I’ll try next. I’ve heard good thing about the Rogue Ales Mogul strong ale. We’ll see…

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    FirkinFest # 6

    Posted: March 22nd, 2009, 12:30am CET by Thom

    FirkinFest joke:

    How’s that beer? Firkin’ great!

    Anyhoo. Am trying the Laurelwood Workhorse IPA. Delicious. It’s what I refer to as a full-mouth IPA, because it hits all the IPA notes with their blend of hops. Well played, Laurelwood. Well-played.

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    FirkinFest #5

    Posted: March 22nd, 2009, 12:06am CET by Thom

    Onto our fifth beer, the Roots Nevermind Pale Ale. Laura says it tastes like bug juice (in a good way) and Andrew says he’s annihilated his taste buds so can’t comment.

    I think Roots Nevermind has a nice bitterness for only 35 IBU. I actually wonder if that’s a typo because it seems to have more bitterness than that.

    Anyhoo. Wondering what to do with the last food ticket: cheese or sausage? Thoughts? Tweet us: @bsbrewing.

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    FirkinFest #4

    Posted: March 21st, 2009, 11:52pm CET by Thom

    Alas, my fourth beer is a little disappointing here at FirkinFest: the Lompoc C-Note is not oak aged. Just the regular C-Note on cask. Good as always, but the fact is that I can always get it.

    Paging a beer snob, table for one!

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    FirkinFest #3

    Posted: March 21st, 2009, 11:27pm CET by Thom

    A little of the way through Rock Bottom’s Maltnomah Porter. It’s a very nice, sweetly smooth porter. No hops to speak of, but not treacly sweet either.

    Also dove into the cheese from Steve’s Cheese. Delicious. All raw milk cheese, including a goat cheese from Pholia Farms, which the girls from FU Cheese visited last week.

    True story: Pholia Farms is off the grid. They get all their power from solar panels, and they have a mini-turbine powered by a creek. I’ll post a link to the FU Cheese write-up later.

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    FirkinFest #2

    Posted: March 21st, 2009, 11:07pm CET by Thom

    Sticking with the Brewers Union, specifically “North Fork.” Yum. Like a bitter from jolly ol’ England.

    Laura, however, jumped headlong into the hops pool with the HUB 150. She sipped and said, “I may have to spend my next six tickets on this.”

    Be sure to check out this excellent opinion piece from the Brewer’s Union Blog about the over the top beers of the Northwest.

    I don’t particularly agree — I think there’s room on the beer bandwagon for mild bitters and raging barleywines — but I’m thrilled that there’s someone out there acting as a counter to the big beer trend going on. And it was outstanding to have the owner there pouring with his own set up!

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    FirkinFest #1

    Posted: March 21st, 2009, 10:53pm CET by Thom

    Brewers Union Local 180 “That Dark Beer” is my first beer of FirkinFest. Malty coffeeness and amazing. A molasses stout. Steve from Steve’s Cheese said that’s where he’d start. And that recommendation is good enough for me.

    By the way, it’s awesome to see Steve at these beer events. We also saw him at Saraveza for a beer and cheese pairing evening that the girls at FU Cheese wrote up.

    Doors aren’t even officially open, and I can already tell it’s gonna get a little crowded.

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    Another Oregon Anniversary Brew: Hopworks 150

    Posted: March 10th, 2009, 5:52am CET by Thom

    After sampling Deschutes’ “Maiden Oregon” on my solo tour of Oregon’s Belgian Beauties, I am now on a quest to find other beers made to celebrate Oregon’s 150th birthday. Another present to unwrap? Hopworks Urban Brewery pulling out the big guns with 150 lbs. of Oregon hops.

    “Is this even possible?” I asked after polishing off a growler that my neighbor apparently scammed off the folks at Hopworks. It was, in a word, a hopgasm. If “treacly sweet” describes something that’s over the top in sweetness, what do you call something so full of awesome floral bitterness that you knock down a growler without even thinking about it?

    Delicious as it is, I’m pretty sure this 150 pounds of hops thing can’t be true.* In fact, it is totally pieced together from the Internet. This post will likely show up on snopes.com tomorrow next to the Nigerian prince scam, but I’m drunk so who cares?

    First, my friend Brooke posted on Facebook that there was a beer with 150 lbs of hops at Hopworks Urban Brewery. I was like “HFS! For reals?” Because that’s how I talk on Facebook. And I accept that it must be true BECAUSE IT’S ON THE INTERNET.

    Then, our neighbors show up tonight to invite us out to H.U.B. We decline because we’re stupid. And we’ve already got our Butternut Squash, Ginger, and Leek soup on. I tell my neighbor, “Oh dude, I heard about this insane hop-bomb at Hopworks. I think it’s a seasonal. You gotta try it and tell me what you think.”

    Then two hours later, our neighbor shows up with a growler full of it! He says, “Dude, they totally did NOT want to sell me this! It’s the best bitter beer I’ve ever had! And when you blog about this later, use a ton of exclamation points!”

    Anyway, Hopworks’ Oregon 150 Super Hopped IPA, which isn’t listed on the damn Hopworks website or the Hopworks blog (which is apparently updated about as often as I post on BS Brewing), is outstanding.

    Floral, resin-y, grassy, hop heaven. Apparently they’re selling it for $6 for 16.5oz, according to Brewpublic. And apparently, they will not sell it to you in a growler unless you beg and plead like my neighbor, God bless him…

    So I swear that I’ll call Hopworks tomorrow and get the straight story on the “150 pounds of hops” rumor. But in the meantime, get yourself over there and grab a glass; it’s a great reminder why Oregon’s such a great state for beer.

    * And I stand in awe of the brewers at Hopworks. I spoke by phone to someone in the office (I need to talk to a brewer later) and they said, “yeah, that IS a lot of hops. But we used 150 lbs. in that batch.” Wow.

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    Belgian Beauties

    Posted: February 28th, 2009, 9:59pm CET by Thom

    This year might be the year of the Belgians. The prediction isn’t based on any sort of scientific study, just a feeling that I get looking at the local tap lists and Oregon beers coming out.

    Last night at Bailey’s Tap Room, I sampled:

    • Roots Flanders Red

    • Russian River’s Salvation Belgian Brown
    • Hale’s Ales Cerberus Tripel
    • Dick’s Raspberry Tripel

    belgian-beers
    I stumbled over to Deschutes, where they had their original D Straat Dubbel on tap, as well as their Maiden Oregon Belgian Amber, a 100% Oregon beer for our fair state’s 150th anniversary.

    Given all those, plus Bridgeport’s Stumptown Tart (marionberry Belgian), Deschutes’ Dissident, the mass appeal of Coor’s Blue Moon Belgian White, and the fact that Budweiser is now owned by InBev, a Belgian conglomerate, I think the Oregon beer palate will be moving more toward a beer that goes well with pom frites and cyclocross.

    What do you think? Are there more sours and Belgians in our future?

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    Epic San Francisco

    Posted: February 8th, 2009, 10:26am CET by Thom

    This beer trip to the Bay Area has been just awesome. We finished our final night at 21st Amendment Brewery in downtown San Francisco by the ballpark. Huge, heavy hitter beers all over 8%! OK, there was like one beer that was 5% but the rest were like 9% and 11%! Afterwards, we headed over to Chinatown IN A LIMO that our new best friend Matt hooked us up with. And then things went a little sideways. For one, we drank some crazy Chinese whiskey that tasted a little sweet and herbal. A few beers later, apparently Dave got a little punchy (literally, Dave likes to throw punches when he’s really drunk) which caused Dan to… Well, anyway, the end result was that Dave’s glasses are broken and it was apparently a quiet march back to the hotel. After we tucked Dave in, a few of us snuck back out again through the phallanx of transvestite prostitutes (”If she ain’t a dude, then why is she wearing a scarf with that mini-skirt?”) to the R Bar to finish in style: shots, Coors Lights, Jaeger Bombs, and a comemorative coozy that says, “Pregnant chicks drink for free.” San Francisco gave us great weather, amazing scenery, lots of new friends, and an appreciation for the Cali beers. Oregon may be home, but there’s a warm spot in our hearts and dark spot on our livers for San Francisco.

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    We\’ve turned a corner

    Posted: February 8th, 2009, 1:29am CET by Thom

    Samplers are turning into chugging contests at Moylans. This may be what Malcolm Gladwell would refer to as “the tipping point.” As in, “it’s pretty easy to tip Jay over after he drank that much so quickly.”

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    Perfect Day at Bear Republic

    Posted: February 7th, 2009, 8:47pm CET by Thom

    Bluebird perfect day here in the Healdsburg. Dave ordered the sampler tray, which looks like it has 20 4oz pours on it. We may be carrying him out of here. Bartender did not have kind words about the Chardonnay Barrel Aged Hop Rod Rye with 5% Chardonnay in it. “I wouldn’t serve it if I didn’t have to.” Apex IPA is fantastically bitter and grassy.

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    I left my liver in San Francisco

    Posted: February 7th, 2009, 6:55pm CET by Thom

    If memory serves, on this first morning in San Francisco, we made it to the Toronado, Memphis Minny’s, and Absinthe. Half the group also found the R Bar and a few others. Hangovers abound, so we’re off to three breweries: Russian River, Moylans, and Bear Republic. Wish us luck.

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    Road tripping in Weed, CA

    Posted: February 6th, 2009, 9:18pm CET by Thom

    Everyone is bellied up to the bar with their samplers at Mt. Shasta Brewery. No surprise — Bob Marley on the speakers when we arrived. Bartender here has some crazy stories about this town. Something about a garage full of “organic produce” and a city councilor. At least everyone was of age in their political scandal. What? Too soon?

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    Breakfast at Caldera

    Posted: February 6th, 2009, 7:41pm CET by Thom

    After sampling a few beers at last call at Standing Stone last night, we’ve started Friday at Caldera Brewing. The friendly brewers in Ashland made some big fans in the last 12 hours.

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    Designated Driving to Ashland

    Posted: February 6th, 2009, 4:27am CET by Thom

    The last non-alcoholic beverage I hope to have for the next 4 days. For those of you tracking our progress at home, we stoppped for dinner at Steelhead in Eugene. That’d be the same Steelhead where Jamie from Ninkasi worked while he hatched his dream brewery.

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    Fresh Hop Homebrew: 7 Survival Tips

    Posted: September 27th, 2008, 8:28pm CEST by Thom

    Thom Picking Fresh Hops

    As the days get shorter and the hop cones start to weigh down your vines, it’s time to plan your fresh hop homebrew. A few tips from the woefully ill-informed and hungover.

    Fresh Hop Pouring

    Just to set the scene: We met over at Dave’s, since he has the most mature vines. We also made the second voyage of the converted-keg, all-grain homebrew set up. The false-bottomed all-grain was our brilliant downfall.

    Tip 1: Bag the fresh hops. Unless you have some brilliant method for avoiding the stuck run-off, (Yes, we had a false bottom. Yes, we tried stirring.) the fresh cones come apart and clog your drain. We ended up pouring it out of the top of the keg into the carboy, which was pretty lame, messy, and probably unsanitary. If you DO know how to let the cones swim free in the false-bottom keg conversion without causing a clog, please leave us a comment below. Seriously.

    Stuck!

    Tip 2: Pace your drinking anytime you’re brewing all-grain. Extract brewing takes what? Two hours? With all-grain, you could be out there six hours or so. Mix in some highly potent homebrew and archive beers, and when those hops get stuck, you’ll be in no frame of mind to figure a smart solution.

    Tip 3: Don’t plan anything for the next morning. I think this tip comes from Dave.

    Tip 4: Don’t talk politics, especially at the end of the night.

    Tip 5: Don’t be afraid of the canned bacon. As the fresh-hop homebrew festival fell at the end of Bacon Week, we sampled:

    Tip 6: Do be very, very afraid of the intestinal aftermath of combining lots of homebrew, BBQ bacon, BLTs, bacon burgers, bacon brittle, bacon cookies, and canned bacon. Be prepared to sleep on the couch.

    BBQ Bacon Grease Fire

    Tip 7: Do not use homebrew to put out a BBQ bacon grease fire.

    Tip 8: Use the mostly green hops. The scent was not as hoppy as I would’ve expected considering we picked and dropped fresh hops into the boil for nearly the full hour. What type of hops were they? If you know how to identify hops, please call us. Operators are standing by.

    In all, another great day in Dave’s backyard. I believe the girls from FU Cheese even made a cheese press in Dave’s woodshop, but that tale will have to wait for another day.

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    Bacon Week: Bacon-Flavored Jelly Beans

    Posted: September 11th, 2008, 5:32pm CEST by Thom
    Bacon Week Logo

    With a smell somewhere between fresh-baked cookies and delicious cotton-candy, the Bacon Beans from Archie McPhee were a fascinating delight. The taste, always with trepidation followed by a little disgust, came out to something akin to a smoked-strawberry. It’s certainly not the booger or dirt flavor of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, but I suspect these will not be making a regular appearance in the candy dish at the Reagan Library.

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    Beer Parade: Oregon Brewfest Opens

    Posted: July 24th, 2008, 8:33pm CEST by Thom

    Beer Parade

    Game on! The Oregon Brewfest parade just marched past our offices, meaning it’s time to fake a migraine for your boss and head down to the waterfront.

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    Smokenator Review: Dang Awesome

    Posted: June 1st, 2008, 9:28pm CEST by Thom

    A few weeks back, I traded in my aging propane grill for a spankin’ new Weber. The first charcoal cookout was great, but I immediately wanted a few accessories (like hooks for hanging tools. How are hanging hooks not standard?). In poking around on Amazon.com, I came across The Smokenator. It’s a sweet little device that converts your Weber grill into a smoker. I’ve had some pretty amazing smoked BBQ at Dave’s, so I got one.

    The Smokenator
    The Smokenator

    The Smokenator works by restricting the air that gets to the coals and wood. You control the temperature with the vents at the top and bottom of the Weber. The water pan that sets in the coals puts steam throughout the kettle (read: juicy meat) and acts as a heat-sink for the entire contraption.

    Having used the Smokenator a couple of times now, here’s the positives.

    1. It’s tiny. No extra smoker or grills cluttering up the back yard or the garage.
    2. It smokes really well. I’ve done pulled pork, sausages and, just this past weekend, brisket. Awesome.
    3. It holds a lot of fuel. I typically drop glowing coals into the Smokenator every two hours or so, but depending on how hot you run it, apparently you can go a lot longer.
    4. It’s damn inexpensive. $49 for a smoker? Sign me up!
    5. The directions and instructions that come along with the Smokenator are simple and thorough.

    And I love the DIY aspect of the Smokenator. It’s a small operation in California run by inventor Don Thompson:

    BS Brewing: How did you come up with the idea?

    Don: I wanted to do a turkey with out charring the heck out of it. Also a 20 lb turkey won’t fit on top of the food support grill (of a Weber). If you put (the turkey) on the coal support, a typical char-basket or charcoal rail will crisp the turkey. Foil is “ok” but the shield works better. Way better.

    BS Brewing: What sort of design tweaks have you made to it over the years?

    Don: The only innovation was to put the water pan into the coals. This make the device incredibly versatile. From total humidity in the kettle to a dry environment. In the manual, it covers both so you as a chef have real options. Chicken and turkey come out incredibly moist when using the pan. A turkey doesn’t even have to be basted! it just is moist, but only if you cook it with water in the pan throughout the entire cook.

    BS Brewing: What’s the key to success in using it?

    Don: Reading the quick start guide and manual. Then loading it up with about 45 coals and wood chunks and firing up 12-15 coals, setting the vents properly and preheat to 230 deg F dome and then go. Check temperature every hour or so and water.

    The other key is to realize that the kettle will now operate in complete dryness or near saturated with steam. Nothing out there to my knowledge does this.

    BS Brewing: What are common mistakes?

    Don: Not putting lid back down firmly and seating it. Not being accurate with your upper vent settings. Putting too many lit coals in to start with.

    So, with my tiny back patio, the Smokenator works because I just can’t imagine having a full-sized smoker. And my wife can’t justify $250 for something I might use, at best, twice a month for four months of the year. Being able to just use my same Weber is rockin’.

    When you’re using it, there are a few “limitations” to get comfortable with:

    • You’ll need to check on the water pan every hour or so. I just got into the habit of refilling it everytime I open the lid. The hotter you run it, the more often you need to check it.
    • If there is one drawback to this product, it’s the way you add coals. I find it hard to add more coals without removing the main rack of the grill, so I got into the habit of cleaning off a place to set the food rack to when adding more coals. You can rotate the rack so the handles are over the holes, and squeeze a coal at a time. But it’s easier to just lift the rack and food off, put it somewhere clean, load up with coals and wood, then put the rack back on. Note, if you’re just using the charcoal rack, it’s a moot point.
    • I would find one of those hinged food grates from Weber. I bet that would make it a lot easier to put the coals in.
    • Get yourself a good digital thermometer for smoking. I got the two-probe Maverick electronic thermometer. I set a range of temperatures. If it gets too cool, I know I closed down the vents too much. If it gets too hot, I know that the water pan is probably empty.
    • I used to consider myself pretty handy with my propane grill. But charcoal, and especially smoking? Man. It’s so much more interesting and nuanced than just grilling with propane. And the Smokenator makes it pretty dang easy to get started without a major investment of money or space.

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    Abandoned Pabst Brewery + 10 Best Beer Names Ever

    Posted: May 19th, 2008, 9:06pm CEST by Thom

    1: Found these great photos of the apparently abandoned Pabst Brewery on WebUrbanist.com. A beer castle! Man. If only I had a few million dollars to renovate that place. Maybe I can convince the McMenamin’s to move east…

    2: Also came across this link to the 10 Best Beer Names Ever. Heh.

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    Sun Valley’s Finest Beer: River Bend Brewing

    Posted: March 30th, 2008, 6:21pm CEST by Thom

    We took a few days away from the gloom and gray of Portland and headed over to visit some friends in Sun Valley, Idaho. Since lift tickets at the mountain are so outrageously expensive ($79!), we mostly stowed a few bottles in the snow rather than buy at the lodge. However, on our last day, we went nordic skiing at Galena Lodge north of town and found some delicious beer: River Bend Brewing.

    River Bend at Galena Lodge

    Granted, any beer after XC skiing is pretty amazing. But the stout and pale were especially delicious. Smoky and chocolatey, and just a hint of sweetness made sipping the stout on the deck of Galena Lodge a highlight of my trip.

    Galena Lodge
    The best part is that Chris, the brewer, apparently decides which establishments in this tony valley may serve his beer. And when he’s got a keg ready, he throws it in the trailer of his bicycle to deliver it (except to Galena Lodge, because it’s like 25 miles out of Ketchum).

    After skiing, we headed over the Galena Pass to Stanley, where we hopped in an Idaho hot tub next to the Salmon River, drank our beers, and watched a bald eagle swoop past and nestle into some trees. Idaho Hot Tub

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    Hey, Farmer! Growing Hops, Part 1

    Posted: March 29th, 2008, 2:55pm CET by Thom

    Hanging out at Dave’s on the Fourth of July, it’s always too hot and too sunny. The best refuge? Under the cool and shady pergola covered in hops. And this past summer, when the missus and I went looking to buy our first house, a sunny spot for growing hops was on my short-list of must-haves. Also on that list: roof and walls. Growing hops has been somewhat of a dream since I first started brewing.

    I read up on growing hops with a few books from the library, including:

    Homebrewer’s Garden by Joe and Dennis Fisher
    Homegrown Hops by David R. Beach

    And basically what I learned was this: It needs to be sunny, it needs to be moist. Also, I learned that hops are grown from rhizomes, which are roots that start to spread out a bit over the years. My neighbors, God love ‘em, were excited by my hop farming, but not at all at the prospect of little hop bines (vine shoots) popping up in their yard every spring.

    To constrain the underground colonization of the hope, I decided on raised beds for the hops. And since our backyard is going to turn into a shady courtyard, I put ‘em up front, on the northern flank to take full advantage of the southern sun.

    There were some other planning considerations, shared here because I’m growing these near my home rather than in a proper, rural hop yard.

    • Hops come down in the winter. Noted because we wanted to grow the hops along a yet-to-be-built front fence. The missus wanted something evergreen on the front fence, so the hop fence was scratched.
    • Because hops come down in the winter and a naked trellis looks lame in the front yard, I’m building a removable bamboo trellis (more on that in the next post sometime… “soon.”)
    • And finally, yes, hops come down in the winter. And an empty raised bed in the front of the house looks really lame. So I built terraced raised beds so we can have other plants. As well, we’ll plant in the ground around the raised beds.

    RaisedBedSketch
    Here’s Amanda’s sketch of the terraced beds. I wanted three beds, but it was her idea to turn them 45 degrees and make it a single structure. Pretty damn cool, in my estimation.

    Raised Bed Plan-Bottom Tier
    The next step was figuring out how the damn thing would be built. I am the least mechanically inclined man in America, so this was no small feat. Basically, I used tracing paper over some grid paper to figure out about how the boards should line up to give it sort of an overlapped-look. If you look closely, you’ll see little tails coming off each board. That’s how I kept the overlapped thing straight. I suppose I could’ve mitered it, but I don’t have a chop saw and, again, I am an idiot when it comes to building things.

    Raised Bed Plan-Second Tier

    Raised Bed Plan-Top Tier

    So basically, I built a three-tier raised bed. I bought 2×6 cedar in 10 foot lengths. The plan is based on a 2.5 foot box, so the 10 foot lengths let us rip in basically four lengths: 30 inches, 60 inches, 90 inches and 28.5 inches. You’ll see a cut list next to each tier. Note, however, the top tier ended up with two little defects:

    Oops

    We basically just nailed some scrap 2×2 posts to keep that top, middle corner (front and back) attached. Duh. Pretty? No. But it’s still standing.

    But I’m getting ahead of myself. After ripping the cedar, we laid the thing up in the garage to make sure it would actually fit together. It did.

    Lay-Up

    That was enough for one day.

    Sunday, I got up and measured out the spot in the yard, and I dug up the sod. Sod is surprisingly heavy if you’ve never moved it.

    W is for Wonderful Hops

    After that, I started nailing the boards together. The first tier went very quickly. I would recommend two things after nailing together the first tier.

    1: Add the posts. Add as many posts as you’d like. This will help keep your raised beds square. If you don’t, and you just try to lay the second tier on top, you’ll drive yourself crazy thinking you messed up the measurements. You didn’t. It’s just not square. Trust me on this.

    bottom tier with posts

    2: Carry your bottom tier into the yard, and make sure it fits in the hole you cut in the sod. Make adjustments as necessary so that it lays flat.

    After that, go to town. I considered using screws, and probably would next time if I had better gear. But instead, I used galvanized patio nails. They won’t rust, and they have a little twist to them to keep them in place. I also used a few Simpson brackets to reinforce where one board met another at a perpendicular angle.

    In hindsight, I should’ve put posts at every corner. I didn’t. We’ll see how that goes.

    Let’s Have a Beer to Celebrate!

    But soon enough, bada-boom, bada-bing, it was done.

    The next weekend, we took Dave’s truck to buy 1.5 cubic yards of top soil mix (which included sand for drainage). We unloaded it into the beds, along with some extra mushroom compost our neighbors bought. Important safety note: when the soil dudes dump 2 yards of rotten manure into your truck, roll up your windows or you risk a mouthful of awful.

    While at Steinbart’s to get the rhizomes, I must’ve gone back and forth from the freezer to the checkout stand 10 times. I could not make a decision on which three varieties I wanted. Ultimately, FINALLY, I settled on Willamette, Cascade, and Magnum.

    Magnum Hop Rhizome

    I soaked the ground, then planted them. That was last weekend. I’ve been in Idaho since then, but I’ll assume nothing’s happened yet. Next job? Bamboo ladders for the hops to climb, as well as the attachments to the bed.

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    Care and Cleaning of Your Carboy

    Posted: March 27th, 2008, 5:11am CET by Thom

    Tip #1: Do not leave your carboy filled with soapy water outdoors for two months.

    Busted

    Especially if those two months are January and February.